Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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