would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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