only if we run a train.
done.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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