so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
i dont even know how to be here
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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