Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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