Tell her she can't have a vagina
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I just googled if crying burns calories
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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