But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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