I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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