I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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