He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I looked at my own cervix.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
she pinky promised me she was 18
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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