i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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