ya dads aren't the best wingmen
...so i touched it.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
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There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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