There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Randomize
