I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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