I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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