your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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