the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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