A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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