well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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