There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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