Sponge bath it is.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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