The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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