Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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