I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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