So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
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