My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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