have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
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