Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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