Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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