haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
never play flip cup with pint glasses
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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