I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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