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"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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