I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Randomize
