We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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