Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
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