Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Nicole vs. Life
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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