Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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