On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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