he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
