I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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