Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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