Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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