A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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