I'm going to jail i love you
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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