My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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