Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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