I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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