i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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