I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
zippers are such a cool invention
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
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