I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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