She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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