She's JV to your varsity
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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